Losing my mind

It's 4:16 am and I'm losing my mind. Last week Sea suggested something and I shrugged it off. Now it is plaguing me. I can't sleep. However, I could probably chalk that up to the frap I had at Starbucks (a grown up made it). Anyway, the idea was ridiculous and I immediately dismissed it, now it replays in my head like an Abba song. I'm going insane. Ahhhh!!! What do I do? Do I take heed of my older sister's advice? Do I listen to my mom? Perhaps it's an effort by higher powers to brainwash me. There's colossal risk involved. The unknown is gargantuan. Maybe it's conceivable. Maybe there could be triumph. Maybe it would be the best decision of my life. Maybe it's just Maybeline.

I could totally go for one of those balls that you shake and something flips up and says, "Yes" or "no". Although, my luck it would probably say, "Maybe later." Ha. Too bad I think Ouija boards are devil creepiness, because I could go for one of those right now. However, I'd probably need another set of hands and my sister's sleeping. I could wake her up, but she'd probably kung fu me or throw a high heel into my eye, which reminds me of a CSI episode. Shudder.

Ok, I'm going to roll a di. If it is 1 or 2 I'm going to assume yes. If it is 4 or 5, I'll assume no. If it's 3, it means I need to go to bed and stop fretting about this. I'll do best of three. Here we go....

(rolling....)
4
(rolling....)
5

Phew. There's my answer. Nothing like making important decisions with red dice that say, "Shelly's Casino".
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PS I totally rolled the di again and got 2 twice! Does that mean I should go for it? I rolled again and got a 3. That means I should go to bed. Ok, one more time: 6. Shoot, I forgot all about six. What the heck is six supposed to mean?!