This method is tried and true.
1) Walk for 15 minutes in wind that is so strong it makes your nose run. This helps make an impressionable hair style.
2) Wear black jogger capris, ballet sneaker crossover shoes, and a cute, but average top. Wear this to a trendy establishment where fashion matters.
3) Having a runny nose, make sure to blow it. Not inside, but outside the building, unintentionally in front of the manager's office- the one with the tinted windows.
4) Don't research the company you're applying to. The less you know the better.
5) Be thrown completely off guard when you discover the manager is smokin' hot and might actually double as an underwear model.
6) When he's talking to you, notice how beautiful he is.
7) Since you just missed what he said, mutter something and hope it fits.
8) Because you don't know anything about the company, play the BC card. You're from BC and they don't have that company there.
9) He informs you they do.
10) Get nervous, mix up your words. The more senseless ramble the better.
11) Wonder how tall he actually is and check the ring finger.
12) When he asks you what you could bring to the company, tell him you're funny. Don't explain how this is relevant. And make sure not to actually say anything funny during the interview.
13) Replay the BC card and talk about the weather. Tell the Calgarian that you're actually looking forward to snow because you're from Victoria and you haven't really had a "real" winter. Snow is pretty much like taxes, so he'll love this.
14) When he asks you for your faults, don't actually come up with one (which looks wonderfully unprepared) but tell him that you have many.
15) Wonder why the interview was so short and don't shake his hand on the way out.
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