Muffin misconception

I hate when you bite into a chocolate chip muffin only to realize that it is actually a raisin muffin. Sick. I feel betrayed.

Is there such a thing as too much sugar?!

I just ate two chocolate bars in a row. Back to back. Now my body is alternating between freezing cold and burning hot. Yikes. I'm not going to lie... secretly I'm wondering if a third chocolate bar would reverse things or make them more interesting.

Or maybe it would kill me.

Note to self: lay off the sugar.

Another great facebook status

"Thanks for the moustache rash, stupid moustache. Hope you like life in the drain."

Best blogsite ever

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

Today's highlights

Spent time with Attitude for a bit of a road trip
We got Christmas decorations
Paid off some sick bills (courtesy of some shekels Gramps left me)
Painted a huge canvas
Whatever brought me a peppermint mocha (sweet)
Now I'm going to order from John's place
BREAD BREAD BREAD
Also lost two pounds

"Busting up a Starbucks"

Came across this crazy song by Mike Doughty. I kinda like it. "Nyack! Ronkonkoma!" everyone.

It will always be, the end of time

The end of law, the end of life

The dogs will howl and yank the leash

From tree to tree and from each to each

And does the man who makes the shoes own you, clown

You can't even pry the nameplate off, now can you?

Fix it with your tiny fist there

James Van Der Beek and them sisters from sister, sister

The only one that's ever felt this is you, the force that's forcing you

To feel like busting up a Starbucks

Busting up a Starbucks

Busting up a Starbucks

Busting up a Starbucks

This bitter drink, has made you drunk

The thoughts you think become unthunk

The sea's ablaze and the sky is too

The water's red and the flames are blue

And does the man who makes the shoes own you, clown

You can?t even pry the nameplate off, now can you?

Fix it with your tiny fist there up

James Van Der Beek and them sisters from sister, sister

The only one that's ever felt this is you, the force that's forcing you

To feel like busting up a Starbucks

Busting up a Starbucks

Busting up a Starbucks

Busting up a Starbucks

Nyack!

Ronkonkoma!

East Orange!

Piscataway!

Busting up a Starbucks

Busting up a Starbucks

Busting up a Starbucks

Fave facebook status

"Happy Rememberance Day"

Er... hmmm.

How to be cool on your first day of practicum

1) Make sure a bunch of the teachers don't even know you're coming
1.5) Go to the wrong room
2) Forget and accidentally introduce yourself to the kids by your first name
3) Spill yogurt down the front of your shirt at lunch time
4) Laugh when a kid gets chastised for doing something bad that was funny
5) Almost make a kid cry because you remembered everyone's name but hers
6) Run into a previous student you are incredibly proud of, then make sure tears well up and you cause a bit of a scene. Bonus points if someone offers you help.
7) Leave early, but forget to tell your mentor teacher that you were going to do so
8) Lose the key they gave you
9) Don't give the teachers the package that you were supposed to
10) Don't give them a specific date that you're coming back. Let them wonder.

How to be cool for real:
1) Bring three dozen doughnuts for the staff
2) Make jokes
3) Tell the librarian you think she's 10 years younger
4) Offer to do marking
5) Wear random monkey hat