Weightless

Guy’s weight gain. Apparently you’re not supposed to bring it up. Period. This includes telling a dude he’s lost weight. Does that mean you thought he was fat before?! If you try to back paddle and say he looks better with more weight, this is also bad. The joke, “there’s just more of you to love” is dead wrong. “A little extra around the middle is better for cuddling anyway” is not getting you out of the hole. I’ve tried all of these and none of them are acceptable. Who knew?!