Back fat, leg cheese, and turkey neck = not cool. They're even less cool when you're going to be a maid of honour for your sister's wedding. Shudder. After seeing the pictures from Whatever's wedding that I was in last summer, I vowed not to look like that again. Double shudder.
It turns out that there is 89 days until my sister Attitude and her husband Ink get married. Attitude also wants to get her sexy on for the wedding, so for a bridal party gift, she gave me a pass to the rec centers so we can workout together. Awesome! How cool is that? A free three month membership which includes fitness rooms, classes, and the pools at any Victoria rec center. Killer.
So did you catch that? Step 1, agree to be in a wedding.
Step 2, make sure you're meeting a hardcore person who will call you if you show up a minute late (literally will call), who will make sure you do your stretches, will make you lift weights even though you don't want to, and will make you do that plank thing that feels a bit like death.
I feel like a pretzel. But... I feel like a pretzel for free. Plus, I'm going to look killer in my dress. Bring on the 5:15 am alarm clock! Gulp.
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