Got food stamps?

So here I am. Again. Unemployed.

On the one hand I feel pretty good about not working for that restaurant- not having to worry what my poor guests would be eating. But on the other hand I hate being unemployed. Having tons of free time seems like it would be a luxury, and maybe for the first few days it is. Then it morphs into a burden. It's lonely. It's unproductive. And it's definitely unpaid. I find that I get lazy and moody, and feel unmotivated to do anything other than sleep, go on facebook, and eat ice cream. My body mass index is not a big fan of this.

So, I've developed a game plan. Yep. Make fun of me all you want, but I'm going to treat looking for a job like an actual job: complete with start times, end times, and breaks. On that note, I better go, I'm officially on the clock in a few minutes ;)

P.S. If I don't get a job in at least two weeks, feel free to drop off non perishable food items (or cheesecake) in the box outside my house labelled "Heidi's Hamper".