Signs you should throw your chops away

1) You forgot they were even in the fridge.
2) The current date is two days past the best before date.
3) The package leaked, so it's sticking to the bag (good thing you kept it in the bag btw- you're awesome).
4) When you look closer, you notice they are kinda discoloured. Hmmmm.
5) You call your sister (hypothetically her name is Latina) and she asks you when you bought them, but you can't remember. She thinks you should toss them.
6) You then decide to call your step dad to see what he would do. He asks you if they smell. They do. He thinks you should also chuck them.
7) When you put them in the oven anyway (they were expensive after all and hypothetically you might not have a job) they get progressively stinkier and soon your whole kitchen reeks.
8) You go to throw them out because they are sketchy and you don't trust them, and they smell so bad that your stomach turns and you hold back mad chunder.

Moral of the story: Cook your food on time, or at least put it in the freezer before it turns funky colours and gets stinky.