Ways to make applying for jobs more interesting

-Don't eat first, this will make you light headed, kinda dizzy, and a bit irritable for dropping off resumes.
-On a hot day wear a shirt that makes you sweat profusely. Underarm cresents show confidence and endurance right?
-The next time you drop off more resumes to other places, learn from the last point and wear a tank top. When the rain and wind pick up, you will show another kind of confidence. Good for you.
-Forget where you parked. Who needs to know street names anyway?
-Coffee jitters. Awesome. You're not an addict, really.
-Lust after handsome guy and realize you didn't actually listen to what he was saying.
-Cute shoes are a must, especially if you haven't worn them much and want to practice your tough-girl-ignoring-her-painful-blisters walk. You never know when that will come in handy.
-Realize you've been wearing your honkin', ugly, men's running watch the whole time.
-Don't write everything down, you'll remember the person's name. Oh wait, maybe you won't, but this does make it more interesting thinking of what you *could* call people. She really looked like more of a Megan anyway. Megan, Jenifer, whatever.