*Disclaimer: Potential permanent scarring from reading this is not my problem if you decide to continue reading. Read at your own risk.
So my sister Latina called me up the other day from the States. She said she was chatting with one of her coworkers that morning, who had just returned from a holiday with her hubby and brother in law. Anyway, I guess the three of them really liked their pot and wanted to bring some with them. Unfortunately, US customs isn't too fond of this, so they came up with a creative way to sneak it through.
The wife put some marijuana in plastic, wrapped it in gauze, and tied it with string and inserted it tampon style. I kid you not! She put this stuff in her hoo hoo and got on the plane like it was no big deal. When they got back to the hotel, she removed it and all was good to go. However, she only brought enough for her and her spouse. Turns out the brother in law was resourceful too. After 20 minutes in the hotel washroom, he too emerged with a baggie of weed.
My sister said that her coworker didn't see what the big deal was, after all, they ended up with something to smoke on their holiday. Latina was so grossed out and advised the chick NOT to tell ANYONE else this story. Ever. For the rest of her life, under any circumstances.
Can you believe this actually happened?! GROSS! If you smoked pot, would you really want to smoke stuff that had been *in* someone else's gear for who knows how many hours? Is it really that important? Besides, I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure marijuana is pretty easy to come by pretty much anywhere- just go down to any local bar and ask around. Why do something so sketchy and risk having to mess around with customs?
If I had a five star shudder rating, this would definitely be a five.
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