1) Gosh is not dead.
2) My sister Latina was not the one to put the weed in her hoo hoo.
3) I almost burned my house down by having my Rubbermaid of china, wrapped in newspaper, too close to the heater. As we could see, the plastic melted and some of the newspaper started to burn. Hmmm, pretty sure that wouldn't be conducive to a good reference in the future, not to mention the whole "I could have died" thing. I like firemen, but I'm not that desperate. Honestly, I'm not!
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