As if electric blue doesn't attract enough attention

If you go out on a Saturday night with your peeps and you decide to wear a super hot electric blue tank top, shave your armpits. If for some reason, you haven't, don't do the actions to YMCA. If you do and happen to remember the lack of shaving mid action, be smooth and don't announce it to the whole table.

Then later when people play the "how do you know so and so?" game, try to shift the conversation away from farts. If someone else brings it up, don't launch into a story about how you once farted like a motorbike and that it was so gross.

This is not the kind of impression you want to leave. This is how you get remembered as "that farty girl with the hairy armpits."