The DQ dilema: How to avoid being that girl

All right, so it was 9pm and I was craving a blizzard: chocolate extreme with Reece's Buttercups and two extra pumps of cocoa fudge. And I wanted onion rings too. I called Enthusiasm, Mocha, and Wonder Woman (who's previous nickname eludes me), but all were busy or not answering their phones (cough cough Enthusiasm cough). So, what do I do?! Do I be that girl who goes to DQ late at night and eats a blizzard, *and* onion rings under the fluorescent lighting, portraying to the world that she has no friends, and a junk food binging problem?! I could just go in and order the food for take out. But would I only be a closet version of that girl? Shit.

Later:
So here's what I did: I went to DQ with my head held high and ordered two blizzards and large onion rings. Sounds confident right? Well, it wasn't, I bought all that so that it would look like I was getting junk food for two people. Brilliant cover. Then when I came home, I put each blizzard in containers (save enough for a small bowl.... mmmm) and stuck them in the freezer. Brilliant, now I have some for later! Then I ate some onion rings and put the rest in a container to stick in the oven later. Go Brookes go!