Okay, so we got a new salad lady at work and it has been nagging me for over a week who she reminds me of. Not my friends back home. Not a family member. Not a previous coworker or classmate. Shoot.
Today it clicked. She reminds me of the "woman" in Zoolander who gave him a massage at the "daiye spa". Shudder. The resemblance is incredible.
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Just don't visualize her doing the smack while she's making those salads.
Oh! Guess what? We had the Anatomy Lab end-of-semester party on Friday. There was karaoke involved, and one of the girls didn't know any of the songs (HELLO?! Black Velvet??? Never heard of it???). Turns out she's not-quite-19. Yeah, she was born in nineteen NINETY. Which brought up something Steff had talked to his buddy Jeff about (he teaches kids/teens hockey). Jeff used to make Seinfeld references, but figured the kids (and teens) these days wouldn't get it. SO... he busts out a Zoolander reference. He was met with Blank Stares. So he says something like "Haven't you guys ever seen Zoolander?". Again, Blank Stares, until one teen suddenly goes, "Oh yeah! Zoolander! That's such a CLASSIC!".
CLASSIC?! Oh my goodness, we're getting old!
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