1) Spill an entire glass of ice water on a lady who is all dressed up. Then laugh at her. (Eventually ask if she is okay.)
2) Serve a Muslim couple pork.
3) Forget to ring in an order and then not notice after an hour.
4) Drop two knives on some guy. Laugh at him. (Eventually ask if he is okay.)
5) Ask a guy if he is an actor from CSI. No? Proceed to tell him he looks just like the psycho wheelchair guy who killed that pedophile.
6) Make fun of a group of girls who ate a lot. If done right they should feel ashamed and fat.
7) Tell them you've only spilled drinks on someone once.
8) Hide behind a post and chuck chocolates at one of your tables.
9) Not notice that there is a chocolate wrapper in someone's salad. Serve it to her and wait for her to gag on it and almost throw up at your table. If done right, she should complain to the manager and get her bill complimented.
10) Tell them you just ate garlic bread in the back and hope your breath isn't too bad. Is it?
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*Strangely enough, all of these people tipped me!
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