Confession Tuesday: Old flames

One of my first crushes was on a Ninja Turtle. It didn't occur to me that he was merely a cartoon reptile mutated by chemical goo and destined to live in the sewer. That didn't matter. Michelangelo was hot, buff, and fun. He did things his own way and took risks. He often scoffed at authority and got himself and his brothers in trouble. I think this sparked my attraction to "bad boys". In retrospect, I think Donatello would have been a better match.