First: Ensure that you give someone a Starbucks gift card for Christmas or another special occasion. (Warm fuzzies!)
Second: Once opened, make sure the person forgets the gift at your house.
Third: Wait for that person to completely misread a situation and abruptly cut you out of his or her life. Specifically hope he or she severs all contact.
Fourth: Be hurt (and kind of pissed off ) and comfort yourself with a mocha on the person's card. (It's not like he or she is coming back for it anyway)
Fifth: Repeat as necessary or until funds run out.
Sixth: Wait for said person to realize his or her mistake and apologize profusely.
Seventh: Wonder how you're going to explain the empty gift card.
4 comments:
You make it sound like it's ok to get back at someone... I wonder would Jesus would say to that. I wonder what Jesus would say to me for saying what I just said.
Getting back at someone is not what I meant at all :) I just figured that particular friend wasn't coming back, so no use letting a perfectly good Starbucks card go to waste.
huh. I wonder what that friend said to you exactly... the person you describe doesn't fit the profile you describe. I wonder if your friend would have done the same... what do you think?
Who knows.
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