Sea is the oldest, she’s 35 but looks my age. She’s blond and pretty. I have a guy friend who can't speak when she's in the room, it’s cute. At first I thought he was just being a snob. I call her Sea because she’s an author and that's her pen name. She's the one who threatened to kill the guy I was dancing with.
Attitude is 27 and she’s also hot. She’s got dark, almost black hair and huge black eyes with really long lashes. Guys love her rack because it’s huge. I call her Attitude because she’s super tough stuff. If she’s mad, she’ll punch someone out, even if it’s not the person who pissed her off in the first place. I learned from a young age not to mess with her because her eyes get blacker and bulge a bit when she’s about to take someone down. I accidentally cut her thumb with gardening shears when we were kids. I thought she was going to kill me. However, when she’s in good humour, her eyes sparkle and she giggles so sweetly that you’d never know she has the potential to rip your head off.
My younger sister Latina is 21 and is about a size one. She has big brown eyes that are lighter than Attitude's, but they have the same long lashes. Her eyebrows are perfect. Above her big lips she has a mole like Cindy Crawford. I call her Latina because she’s really passionate. She can go from sweet and smiley to venomous in about two seconds. I don’t mean this in a bad way, it’s just who she is.
Latina is a traffic hazard: wherever she walks guys almost crash their vehicles craning their necks for a glance at her. I’m convinced that if she were to wear a potatoe sack, a trucker hat, and green gumboots, men would still offer to take her out for dinner. Her wedding ring and the baby on her hip don’t deter them at all. It’s like she has an aura of love powder and guys can’t think straight if they get a whiff of it. If I find out where this powder can be purchased, I’ll let you know.
Even though she’s tiny and incredibly feminine looking, she can kick some serious butt. If there’s something on her mind, she’ll let you have it. No sugar coating. And like Attitude, she’ll take you down. Ka Pow! Batman style. Seriously. She’s like a pitbull attack dog. Once she plowed a man in the face.
My baby sister Rugby is 14 and she’s tough too. She’s about 6 feet tall, wears men’s sneakers (because women’s don’t fit) and she’s muscular. At school she beats up the bullies. Her rugby coach says she’s got a promising future. No kidding. I went to one of her games and she was like a bowling ball rolling down the field with little bowling pin kids flying all over the place. Two kids clung to her calves in a feeble attempt to bring her down. But before you think she’s an amazon woman or something, she has the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen. They’re the most stunning blue. Rugby also gives the best hugs.
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