Like I said, most people drink a lot here, so it's not surprising that every few days someone from work has a house party. Here are the "highlights" of the last one I went to:
-Justin drank a little too much and divulged a fair bit of information on his sex life (specifically the guy from last night and how much his butt hurt)
-Big Kid spilled my glass of alcohol. It was full.
-Some random guy asked me to take my tank top off. (As a side note, does this really work for him?)
-Freaked out by the last comment, I grabbed my hoodie... except someone spilled beer on it. Gross. Fortunately one of the girls was kind enough to lend me a t-shirt.
-Now fully layered up, I decided to grab one of my two other mudslides from the fridge. Turns out two under-age twinkies were already drinking them. Great. When I confronted one of them on it, she seemed surprised and offered the rest of my bottle to me. Ew, yeah right. I declined and chastised her for stealing other people's alcohol. Ok, whatever happened to the days where teens asked older people to boot for them *before* a party?!
-Strange guys showed up (six of them) and were sloshed. They intentionally spilled alcohol everywhere. Jerks.
-Someone stole Justin's smokes.
-Who's doing coke in the bathroom?
-Time to go.
-While waiting for my cab, the police came.
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On a positive note:
*Hung out with Ricky Bobby (who was sober), he offered to be my boyfriend for the night if any other guys bothered me. That was thoughtful.
*One of my more reserved male coworkers challenged one of the girls to a "bend and snap" competition. This is perhaps one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.
2 comments:
"OMG, the Bend & Snap! Works every time!" Now I think I'm going to have to watch that movie tonight. SOOOO good! I wish I was there to see that - how much do you wish you had a video camera with you!
Oh my goodness! I can't look at that guy the same. And yeah, I do wish I had a camera. I'd totally share it with you. Ha.
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