Saturday, September 13, 2008
When's recycle day again?
Last night, my dad Darius informed me that I was "recycling" again. Recycling is one of our words to describe the process of reanalyzing the possibility of dating someone who has already been eliminated. For example, years back I was friends with an awesome guy- let us call him Fairweather, and I thought about dating him. He's pretty amazing so there were lots of positives; However, the negatives outweighed them. Sadly, Fairweather was eliminated. Done. Topic closed. Yet, with "recycling" the subject was reopened a few years later and all of a sudden Fairweather was back on the list of possibilities. Roughly the same positives and the same negatives were involved, the only difference was that he had less hair and my student loans were higher. The beauty of recycling is that the same junk is run through a machine, squished up, torn apart, and expected to make white paper. It never does unless you bleach it, but by this point I don't know what happened to my metaphor.
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3 comments:
Man! Now I'm stuck trying to figure out who Fairweather is...
PS. I also want to know what my awesome pseudonym is going to be!
Maybe it's going to be Grande.
Boo - no thanks! I want something WAY better! I think I should be Imelda, you know, given all the shoes I have!
Stoked that you added the soggy blueberry bars to your list though :D
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