How to travel poorly on a plane

.5) Start with only 3 hours sleep
.75) Don't shower
.85) Dress like a bum
1) Don't bring your boarding pass
2) Exceed the luggage weight limits
3) Hold up the line while trying to lighten your suitcases
4) Spend too much time with your friends in the terminal and show up late for security
5) Sit next to a stranger in the waiting area, then cry when you read a card
6) Start getting on the wrong side of the plane
8) Hit *both* the person sitting beside you and the one in front of you with your back pack
9) Fidget like you have ADD
10) Fashion a barf bag into a screen cover to hide the annoying screen in front of you
11) Cough and blow your nose so everyone thinks you have the plague and that they will get it
12) Don't take your headphones off when they tell you to
13) Once off the plane and waiting for luggage, talk to your sister about how snobby the person sitting next to you was, then notice he is standing 3 feet away from you
14) When grabbing your luggage off the spinny thing, hit someone with it
15) When you arrive to your destination, don't tell anyone you arrived safely. Let them wonder if you're dead.