Too much info

How could I forget to blog about the super sweet lame move I made while handing out resumes?! Okay, pause. First let me explain how desperate I was to get a job. I wrote a cover letter, used coloured paper, coloured ink, and a butterfly hole punch to cut through all three sheets of paper. I slowly built up to this. At first it was just a regular resume and a cover letter. I digress.

One of the days that I was at my resume factory (aka my living room), I came across some fantastic literature about divorce-proofing marriages. There was a brilliant bit in there that had something to do with wild bears attacking. In context, it made more sense. Anyway, I printed off a copy of the article to give to five married couples I know. Awesome.

However, I accidentally ended up stapling a copy to one of my resumes. I didn't realize this until the next day after they had been handed out. Not so awesome. Probably cancelled out my claim to have "attention to detail." Shit.