How to make money off of being single

Ever wonder how to get involved in a money scam? One that doesn't involve e-mailing people about Viagra? Let me help. First of all, you need to be single and complain to some friends a bit. They will work hard to try and encourage you and assure you that you are amazing and will find someone. This is where you have to act fast.

Bet them $50 (or more) that you won't find someone before you're 'x' years old. This forces them to put their money where their mouth is. Bam! You got 'em. They can't very well refuse or they're admitting that they think you're a single loser with no hope. So shed a tear, make some bets, and when age 'x' comes and you're not married, you can take yourself on a trip. I'm thinking somewhere with a beach. However if you do find someone special, you can get married *after* age 'x' and use the money from your bets to pay for your honeymoon.

Good work.