Lighting a candle at neither end

Pretty sure I was brainwashed at the candle party. Maybe it was the food or perhaps it was the hours spent inhaling burning wax, but I somehow ended up with six dozen candles. That's 72 candles! I don't even use them. I feel tricked. It's like an infomercial that gets you at two am and all of a sudden you have an ab roller in the mail. Shit. Candles. What was I thinking?