1) Casually ask him if he's seen the Twilight series.
2) Ask him if he knows much about DNA or properties of blood (might be tricky to bring up)
3) Create a Caesar salad with lots of garlic and see if he will eat it.
4) Make plans with him in day light and see if he shows. If he does, does he sparkle or burn? Either is not a good sign.
5) Tell him you think something is wrong with your faucet in the bathroom and ask if he can have a look. When he's bending over the sink, check the mirror to see if he has a reflection. If he doesn't, that's also not a good sign.
6) When going out for dinner, wear a large and ornate cross necklace and see how he handles it.
7) Use an orchid root that is shaped like a hand. I think I am supposed to whip him with this... er... hmmm.
8) Wave a stake (a steak might not work) around and see if he gets intimidated.
9) In the morning serve him a bowl of Count Chocula and how he acts. Make sure to leave the cardboard box on the table.
10) Ask him how much sleep he averages per night. If he says, "Zero" it's not good.
I'm thinking of carrying a stake (not a steak) in my boot just in case. One can never be too careful. This is dangerous.
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