Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Confession Tuesday: Joy of "mocklate"

Alright, so I'm a bit of a chocolate snob. I don't like the gross stuff- you know the waxy bunnies at Easter or the foil wrapped Santas that taste like can? Sigh. However, it's tradition that every year on December 1, I open a square cardboard flap from a gaudy looking box to reveal a "mocklate". It's usually flatish, moulded into a strange shape that doesn't resemble the picture, and tastes like sweetened cardboard. I eat the first five days worth and then chuck the others. It's tradition and brings out a bit of the kid in me. Cliche alert. Sigh. This year I won't be opening one.

Screw it, I think I'll upgrade and get a Lindt calendar tomorrow.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Ummm, yes you will. :D (PS - Do you know where the Lindt ones are? I can't remember seeing them. Or would you be ok with Rogers?)

Heidi said...

Oooh... I have some ideas. They're going to be wicked. 10/10. Grin.