2) Realize she accidentally threw her keys in the dumpster. Wicked.
3) Without knowing there is an audience, make sure your friend swears and says something about not wearing underwear.
4) Snicker, then tell her about the audience.
5) Ask audience members for coat hangers and flashlights.
6) Stand on the hood of the car laughing hysterically as the two of you pilfer through putrid trash.
7) Bingo! You found the keys under some discarded footwear and someone's kitchen leftovers. Wicked.
8) Enter building to switch over laundry.
9) All dryers are full so your friend empties a few. One of which has the biggest Hanes you've ever seen. HUGE.
10) Fold strange man's Hanes to the protests of your friend. (He's not there)
11) Later, when she goes down to get her laundry, he there and thinks she folded them. This makes it nice and awkward for her.
12) While she's gone, unpackage a whole thing of toilet paper in such a way that if one roll is removed, the whole thing will come down.
13) When your friend comes upstairs to tell you she ran into Big Underwear Man who thinks she folded his gonch, laugh at her. A lot.
14) When she accidentally topples the whole thing of toilet paper, laugh again. A lot.
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