Conversation with a friend

Ooh, nice toenails! Did you get a pedicure?

No, I did them myself, thanks though :) I even added jewels.

Sweet! Soooo, how are things going with that guy?

Tee hee, pretty good. Just taking it easy. Nothing serious.

Awesome. Does he treat you well?

Yep.

Whatever happened to Lucky? Do you guys still talk or is it awkward?

Whoa, Lucky?! Well, I e-mailed him a few times and called. He said he'd call back, but hasn't yet.

Lame, that's kind of douchy.

Yeah, I think he's been busy though, he works a lot.

Too busy to do what he said he'd do?!

Yeah, he's been on a space ship for the last five months. I don't think the reception is very good up there.

Hmmm... isn't he a construction worker?

Yeah.

I hope he farts in his spacesuit.