So, I've got a new business idea. It involves me selling iced tea in a bikini. Seriously, I could brew up some flavoured teas the night before, and then cart them in a cooler to wherever. Tips welcome. However, I'd have to switch locations often to avoid getting in trouble.
I just thought of some vulgar company names. I think I'll keep them to myself.
Sigh. Pout. Sigh.
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I think we should start a bank. Or a car company. Better yet, let's make a car company that is a bank (eg GMAC - GM Financing).
Then, we run it into the ground. We make things that customers don't want. We make dodgey products, that break down often, and suck a lot of fuel.
Then, we ask (and receive) a multi-billion dollar bail out.
By then we've retired someplace tropical with untold billions.
And the company goes bankrupt anyway.
Sounds like a life's work...
... but naw, it'd never fly.
Excellent idea! Much more complicated than my iced tea idea, but I think it could work. Perhaps we could become business partners and the stand would generate revenue until we managed to get our bail out. Plan?
You forgot to mention the part about Jason Bourne cutting your hair as you blend inconspicuously into the crowd.
Yes, I do need a haircut... hahaha
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