Making the world a better place by being unemployed

If I were employed, I wouldn't have been driving the Pat Bay in the middle of the day. I wouldn't be with my sister on her day off. I wouldn't have seen the two punk-ass kids who were driving like idiots, and pretending to shoot people when they drove by. Honestly, what were they thinking? Do they believe they are gangster rapper types who live somewhere other than a retirement town?! Looked like scrawny white brats to me. Hmmmph!

I called the cops on them. Yep, sure did. We had to follow them for a bit (how action movie is that?!) and tell the officer on the phone where they were heading. From here, another cop could catch up with them.

Heh heh, suckahs got a ticket.

Again, making the world (or at least the Pat Bay Highway) a better place.