Reasons I love Antics

I worked with Antics and quickly grew to love him. Here's why:

1) He zeros in on the most homophobic coworkers, then hits on them.
2) He complains about breaking a nail.
3) He thinks Edward Norton is "yummy". (Norton is my fave actor)
4) He once contorted his body in order to squeeze into the plate chiller and freak people out.
5) He created a "soup spoon dance", in which he danced around singing to 1990's dance songs with soup serving spoons as breasts. He removed them to reveal sticker nipples. Amazing.
6) On a slow afternoon, he can be found wearing a bandanna fashioned from a cloth napkin and a long receipt tape with "Miss ______ Restaurant 2009" slung proudly over one shoulder. He perfected the pageant wave.
7) He gives a hilarious lap dance to the song by the Pussycat Dolls- "Loosen up my Buttons". Even though it wasn't me who received it, I almost died laughing.