I discovered the real reasons behind Stella and Lucky's break up:
Stella:
1) Lucky didn't tweeze his eyebrows.
2) His biceps were simply too big for her. The fact that he could bench press her was just too masculine.
3) He didn't reach the correct flower giving quota.
4) She needed space so she could focus on her running (we're still waiting for her to get going on that).
5) Lucky was too funny and made her laugh far more than she was comfortable with.
6) He never proved his BBQing skills, so she didn't feel comfortable moving forward.
Lucky:
1) Stella never cooked for him.
2) He never received cookies from her either. Not even for Valentines.
3) Too much pressure to have perfect brows. Who can live up to that?!
4) Also, Stella's breasts were too big. He tried to get over it, but couldn't. Way too much woman for him.
5) Stella was too good at the 25 cent game that it would have been detrimental to their future together if they were to continue.
6) He found out how high her student loans really were. (Ha!)
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