Sunday, January 17, 2010

How to get someone to appoligize for something that never happened

1) Write a snarky e-mail to someone who has been lame.
2) Feel confident about being assertive and standing up for yourself. Good for you.
3) Remember that you need to send a friend an e-mail.
4) While typing it, still revel in how proud of yourself you are.
5) Hit send.
6) After some time passes and you go back to check your e-mail, wonder why your friend is apologizing profusely in another e-mail for something weird. You have no idea what he's talking about.
7) Scroll down and realize that you somehow managed to copy and paste text from the snarky e-mail on to the one you sent your friend. Whoops.
8) Laugh out loud at yourself.
9) Call your friend for some damage control.
10) Be more careful next time ;)