Fantastic Facebook Status

"I just ripped the crotch of my pj's in front of my roomates while singing, 'Save a horse ride a cowboy'."

How to get someone to appoligize for something that never happened

1) Write a snarky e-mail to someone who has been lame.

2) Feel confident about being assertive and standing up for yourself. Good for you.

3) Remember that you need to send a friend an e-mail.

4) While typing it, still revel in how proud of yourself you are.

5) Hit send.

6) After some time passes and you go back to check your e-mail, wonder why your friend is apologizing profusely in another e-mail for something weird. You have no idea what he's talking about.

7) Scroll down and realize that you somehow managed to copy and paste text from the snarky e-mail on to the one you sent your friend. Whoops.

8) Laugh out loud at yourself.

9) Call your friend for some damage control.

10) Be more careful next time ;)

Poll summary

As a surprise to all of us (including me!), I didn't gain weight, but actually lost it. Three pounds. Three blocks of butter off my bod. Sweet. So to the one person who voted I'd lose 1-4 pounds, you were right on! To the one who thought I'd lose 16 pounds... you're crazy, but thanks for the optimism. Ha. As for the rest of us, we were way off.