Thursday, December 18, 2008

Smudged mascara trash talk

Dear Impatient-bus-driver-who-leaves-unreasonably-early-from-major-check-points,

YOU suck and I think you smell! Thanks a lot jerk for screwing me over twice today. Both times you left 10-12 min early, which meant you left me and other passengers stranded in the snow. It's effen minus 37 tonight and I have better things to do than to spend half an hour (twice) sitting in an effen snow drift in the ghetto. My hands, toes, and limbs burned with cold; my snot froze; and my eyes watered, causing my mascara to smudge. I love looking like The Joker to people passing by.

What if someone were to get hypothermia or mugged? What if you left behind one of those moms with her stroller? Never mind the people who have jobs, meetings, and other important things to show up on time for. What justifies you leaving ten minutes early? What could be so important or beneficial? There are timing points and bus schedules for a reason. If you want to make your own schedule, become self employed.

Sincerely pissed off,
Heidi
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*This is my frustrated vent, so don't think this is me all the time :)

P.S. I held my thumb out to hitch a ride on a fire truck. No dice. They smiled at the effort though.

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